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30
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Doctorul consulta o femeie, dupa care ii cheama sotul la discutii: - Domnule, am o veste buna si una proasta pentru dv. Voi incepe cu cea proasta: nevasta dv. are sifilis. Vestea buna: nu l-a luat de la dv. |
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